The Most Annoying Types Of People You Encounter On Facebook

God created man. Man created Facebook. Facebook created the social media wannabe (or was it Orkut?). Check out this lists the top 10 most annoying types of Facebook users.

If you’ve got more than 7 of these on your list, it’s time to close your account and take a digital detox starting now. If you’re honest enough to admit you’re one of them, you can thank us for showing you the light by liking us on Facebook

1. The Cat Lover


Aren’t these everywhere? And let’s admit it, you too adore those little cretins, but these people have a completely different level of obsession altogether. They share cat images, cat videos, cat facts, cat-everything! And if you’re one of those unlucky people to have cat-owners around you, then expect yourself to be flooded with hordes of cat images for your pawing pleasure.

2. The Narcissistic Chicks


This one’s a gray area. This girl is cute/ hot/ adorable or a toxic mixture of it all and she goes around yelling about it at the top of her voice. You are flooded with status updates about her latest spa escapades or with tonnes of heavily Instagram  images. Oh, and then there are those tumultuous times when she starts ranting about how ugly she is followed by a dozen or so comments from her fanboys convincing her she isn’t. Mind you, there’s no escaping her.

3. Lyric Magnet


These people are very expressive. Unfortunately, they can’t express their thoughts and emotions by themselves, and so they resort to incessantly putting song lyrics as their status updates. Right from their break-up to their true-love to their sense of belonging to them professing their love for cats, they have lyrics up their sleeves. Also, few of them happen to have a horrible taste in music, which reflects in the mortifying lyrics they share once in a while.

4. Gym Freaks


“200 reps and burning those muscles #HELLYEAH”. You are already repelled by reading the caption, but the image that follows scars you forever. A guy pumped to the hilt with steroids showing off bulging balloons strapped to his arms, he is as intimidating as a poodle with rabies. You know you can punch him in the face and make it cry, but you’d rather bury your brain in the backyard and un-friend this muscle-storage device.

5. Philosophical Brainiacs


There are people who generally update their status updates about mundane and dis interesting things, and then there are few who share their thoughts about the higher things in life. What does our existence mean? Do we have a purpose? Why do we stand on our legs and not on our hands? They ponder into the realm of obscurity, and even further. It is either their highly pseudo-intellectual talking, or maybe just the drugs.

6. Over-enthusiastic Parents


“OH MY GOD MY BABY TOOK THE VERY FIRST STEP AND SHE CALLED ME DADA AND POOPED ALL OVER THE FLOOR”. Curb the enthusiasm. We’re glad you are sharing your joy with us, along with other thousand images of the child you’ve brought into this world. Yes, we are. But please leave the phone aside and go enjoy, cherish, and live in the moment. Make it special for the little ones by holding on to them than holding your smartphone.

7. The Constant Check-In

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Just checked into Dubai International Airport; Just checked into the biggest mall around; Just checked into the swankiest pub in town; just checked into the loo to barf all the excess alcohol. We’re glad you are going places. We’re glad you are having a good time. But enjoy the moment. Keep your phone aside and go woo the ladies. Also, notifying the world about your location proves costly at some points of time.

8. Hash Tag-holic


#Summer #beach #Fun #hot #bikini #Goa #sunglasses #sea #beer. We get the point. You’re having fun. But we fail to understand the barrage of hash tags that follow the caption. Instagram and twitter makes sense to a certain point. But hash-tagging every word? Is it really necessary in the grander scheme of life? *sniggers*. No, seriously. Cut down on the hashtags, they’re an eyesore.

9. The PDA Couples


Before you cringe and think of murdering yourself (or them) with a chainsaw, we want you to step back and take a deep breath. They want to profess their unconditional love to the world, and this is their way of doing it. Ignore and un-friend them, or just give them a room.

10. The Weird Name Guy


ABC SWAGMUNDA. Yes, those are the names of people whom we happen to bump on Facebook these days. Either they are trying a tad too hard at wooing people, or are perpetually stuck in the world of Orkut. Bash some sense into them and tell them to change their name. Their parents coined a beautiful one for them, and let that be their identity. And if you happen to be one of those chosen few to be committing this heinous crime, then do the needful and change your name, pronto!


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