The hardest part was narrowing it down to 30

1. Chicken nuggets won’t make you cry

2. Chicken nuggets will always be there for you when you need them most

3. Chicken nuggets will never disappoint you

4. Chicken nuggets don’t play video games

5. Chicken nuggets will always pay attention to you

6. Chicken nuggets don’t lie

7. Chicken nuggets don’t cheat

8. You can’t dip boys in honey mustard and eat them like you can with chicken nuggets

9. Chicken nuggets don’t care what you’re wearing

10. Chicken nuggets don’t get mad if you’re late

11. Chicken nuggets don’t care how much you weigh

12. Chicken nuggets don’t care what your hair looks like

13. Chicken nuggets don’t care what your make up looks like

14. You can share chicken nuggets with your best friend

15. Chicken nuggets don’t have a type.

16. Chicken nuggets like everyone

17. Chicken nuggets won’t bitch about your driving

18. Chicken nuggets won’t bitch about how long you take to get ready

19. Chicken nuggets won’t bitch about making them take cute pictures with you

20. Chicken nuggets won’t bitch.

21. What you see is what you get with chicken nuggets

22. Chicken nuggets will watch whatever you want to watch on Netflix with you

23. Chicken nuggets are always satisfying

24. Chicken nuggets don’t judge

25. Chicken nuggets don’t mind hanging out with your friends

 

26. Chicken nuggets will feed you when you’re hungry

 

27. Chicken nuggets can’t get you pregnant

28. Chicken nuggets don’t talk back

 

29. Chicken nuggets don’t ever expect anything in return

 

30. Chicken nuggets will never stop loving you

Thank you to all the ladies in Girl Code who offered their reasons why chicken nuggets are better than boys!


Also published on Medium.

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