“Why can’t you talk beyond ‘Bhenchod’?”

Ever To Say Someone Who Lives in Delhi

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Kya bola be Bhosdike.

“Gurgaon and Noida are in Delhi, right?”

Ever To Say Someone Who Lives in Delhi

Ohho! Gurgaon is a city in the Indian state of Haryana and Noida is in UP.

“Har Baat pe Gussa?”

Ever To Say Someone Who Lives in Delhi

Keep calm and stay angry.

“Why Every third girl is a Designer (Designuh)?”

Ever To Say Someone Who Lives in Delhi

It is none of your Buziness.

“Why that Fucking Bhaiyya comes everywhere?”

Ever To Say Someone Who Lives in Delhi

Bura Na mano Bhaiyya.

“I guess you love Mumbai more than Delhi.”

Every To Say Someone Who Lives in Delhi

Kabhi Chandni chowk main aake mil BC.

“Chandni Chowk is not so Chaandi.”

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Hey, Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gham was shot in Chandni chowk, you know?

“Do you eat anything other than Momos?”

Every To Say Someone Who Lives in Delhi

Chal isi baat pe, momos khaate hain.

“Mumbai and Bengaluru street foods are way better than Delhi.”

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We have Chandni chowk.

“Why are you so Loud AF? Microphone ke Awalaad.”

Every To Say Someone Who Lives in Delhi

Jealous??

“Itniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Showoff?”

Every To Say Someone Who Lives in Delhi

It is in our DNA.

“Are you a Punjabi?”

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No, I’m a fan of Honey Singh.

“By God, your IT skill sucks.”

Every To Say Someone Who Lives in Delhi

IT bole tho??

“Every third Delhiwala shops at Sarojini.”

Every To Say Someone Who Lives in Delhi

Really?

“Delhiites going to buy Doodh ka packet.”

Every To Say Someone Who Lives in Delhi

Can’t agree more.

“Why Men in Delhi are over-enthusiastic about Women? Kabhi Ladki Nahi dekhe ho kya?”

Every To Say Someone Who Lives in Delhi

Ik ladki ko Dekha tho Aisa Laga. Jaise khiltha gulab, jaise shayar ka khwab.

“Can you speak without using slang?”

Every To Say Someone Who Lives in Delhi

Anh bol be cheapde.

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“Ghamand, Ghamand, Ghamand!”

Every To Say Someone Who Lives in Delhi

Perspectives bro.

“Why did you pick Kejriwal as your Chief minister?”

Every To Say Someone Who Lives in Delhi

By God Galti se Mistik Hogayi.

“Where can I get Pani puri?”

Every To Say Someone Who Lives in Delhi

It is Golgappa BC.

“Ever been to India Gate / Janpath / Langar ?”

Every To Say Someone Who Lives in Delhi

Are you Joking?

“Why you are so Judgemental?”

Every To Say Someone Who Lives in Delhi

Log Zaalim hain har ik baat ka thaana lenge.

“Why your name ends with Sharma / Verma / Gupta / Saxena / Mehra?”

Every To Say Someone Who Lives in Delhi

But I’m not Sharmjai ke beti or my neighbour is Gupta uncle.

“Virat Kohli has left eating Butter chicken. When are you going to leave?”

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Please!

So, these are the things you should never say to people who are living in Delhi. If you have anything to add to this list then please let us know in the comments below.


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