One really needs to be smart to understand the jokes cracked in The Big Bang Theory. Sheldon, Leonard, Raj, Howard, and Penny are the perfect example of what you’d call, beauty and the geeks.

Without any doubt, Dr. Sheldon Cooper is the show stopper, stealer, and the star of The Big Bang Theory. Yes, he’s a little eccentric. Yes, he’s a man-child. Yes, he can be intolerable, but it’s like he has evolved 100 years ahead and has returned in a time machine that is now stuck in the 21st century.

Here are some witty one liners by Sheldon that made us go gaga over the show.

  1. I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested.








2. Love? What’s that?


3. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And, as it always has, rock crushes scissors.


4. Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr.




6. And I am always right.


7. Read No.6


8. Could you shut up, right about now?


9. And that’s it.


10. Awwwwww, you!


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